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The Diary of the Quintessential Internet Asshole

13 May 1991

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Nimravus: Consumer of children and destroyer of souls. She is generally considered to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. Do not disagree; your opinion is worthless.
Strengths: A PHD in technobabble; ability to stay up until obscene hours; is fluent in macro.
Weaknesses: Inability to avoid wank; procrastination; occasional slips into capslock; sometimes references things that nobody except her understands; goes on the *chans regularly.
Special Skills: Shits rainbows; is a master of sockpuppet-fu; has the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
Weapons: A very large arsenal of macros for use in flame wars; her magical unicorn named Buttercup (she has a rainbow mane); a multitude of large pointy things she keeps under her bed.
Hobbies: Porn.

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