The Diary of the Quintessential Internet Asshole

bad movies, bad puns, badfic, billy connolly, blackadder, blade runner, brain eating, capslock, cat macros, cheesemen, chuck palahniuk, crosby stills nash &young, cthulhu, dana scully, dinosaur comics, discworld, doctor who, electric light orchestra, eric idle, farscape, fawlty towers, fifteen foot scarves, fight club, flying spaghetti monster, fox mulder, frank zappa, free rice, funny farm (damn you!), futurama, graham chapman, gratuitous buttsex, greg house, h.p. lovecraft, hard gay, hippies, house md, insurgency, isaac asimov, jabberwocky, james wilson, jean luc picard, jethro tull, john barrowman's peen, john cleese, john crichton, john lennon, jon stewart, jonathan coulton, keith moon, king crimson, kitten huffing, lewis black, lol numbers, lolcats, lolocaust, macros, maddox, memes, michael palin, monty python, mystery science theatre 3000, nineteen eighty-four, not dying, oscar wilde, pa'u zotoh zhaan, paul mccartney, penguins with afros, philip k. dick, philip k. dick's dick, pink floyd, pirates, porcupine tree, red dwarf, ridley scott, ringo starr, rolling stones, rush, schadenfreude, science fiction, scorpius, shoop da woop, shooping, simon and garfunkel, slash, slaughterhouse-five, smiting, space chase, spock's beard, squidwarts, stanley kubrick, star trek, stephen colbert, stephen fry, superdickery, tenacious d, terry gilliam, terry jones, the beatles, the colbert report, the daily show, the facerapist, the grateful dead, the smoking man, the who, tom petty, trolling, trufax, uncyclopedia, wank, wilson on speed, x-files, yes, your mom, zombies, ∞